Saturday, August 1, 2009

food rules at our home

or, how i survive teenage angst, a husband, and a dog
#1. five second rule rules, except for liquid spills.
#2. if you don't like what's coming, you may cook an acceptable alternative, provided you do not expect my help.
#3. you can have whatever you want for breakfast on weekends, except you cannot substitute soda for milk/juice/water.
#4. supper is my main meal; so that there food is MINE. find your own.
#5. Dog is allowed to hoover up what escapes the 5 second rule, while i get the vacuum cleaner.

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