J1 and J2 have custody of my trusty toyota and i am left to face HOM's car.
i immediately encounter my first obstacle. my legs will not reach the gas pedal and i eventually resort to the ignominy of a booster cushion.
halfway through my errands i realize to my horror that i am running on empty. this is the result of erroneously monitoring the temperature gage instead of the fuel gage.
the man's car is not fitted out for groceries and i end up safety belting three gallons of water and a watermelon to the backseat.
i want my old rattler back. failing which i want HOM to come back from his trip and drive me around, although perhaps a smartcarfortwo may also work.
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