election watch, interrupted 2

here's a memo for candidates standing for election:

the fist-thumping shouting-your-heart-out fire-and-brimstone style is just embarrassing. saccharine sweetness wrapped up in earnest altruism inspires more affection than confidence. if your hand moves with every sentence you speak soon we forget to listen. do not affect an uncouth pidgin accent to connect better with the electorate. do you think we are uncouth pidgins then? and oh yes, please do not preface your speech with mile-long salutations. even brutus only had friends, romans, countrymen. 

a good political speech is an effective speech with commendable content of a political nature. it is not a separate animal altogether from other oratory.