spidiots

we receive this email from an online idiot:

Dear Friend,              

My name is Mr. Andy Chang, I trained and work as an external auditor for the MayBank Malaysia.A late investor who bears the same last name with you has left (USD 10M)with Our Bank for the past Eight years and no next of kin has come forward all these years.

Please get back with your full name, date of birth, telephone number and fax number on my private EMAIL(andy.chang28@yahoo.com.my)

Best Regards.

Andy Chang

i am sorely tempted to reply:

Mr Chang

whatever possesses you to think i would be interested?

this bears repetition: spidiocy [f. eng SPAM + IDIOCY] ranks right up there with the most execrable of online offenses.