Saturday, September 22, 2012

house hunters international

otherwise known as, motivated buyers, inc. what i say is, we're tired, and it's just been one day. what we are looking for, HOM and i realize, in addition to our wish list, is ONE DESPERATE SELLER. 

what we now know we need to avoid, sgp version:
  • bay windows, those devious things by which the square footage of the apartment is amplified without giving you actual real estate.
  • creative design, otherwise known as mirrors, those devious things by which the square footage of the apartment is amplified without giving you any real estate.
  • new developments, those devious things that do not even pretend to amplify your square footage.
aaaaargh.

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