Saturday, October 24, 2009

halloween

our neighbor has built a graveyard on his front lawn, complete with tombstones. HOM is unable to believe his eyes. these people, he says, have obviously never met an oriental ghost, of the vindictive korean or thai variety, or the pontianak, or our regular hungry ghost.

back east, half-wits would not consider grave markers a kind of home accessory.

1 comment:

Daniel Wee said...

Exactly right. And those half-wits are exporting their un-earthly practices to our part of the world. Cold storage is now selling all kinds of tridents, ghoulish masks, and school kids want to go trick-treating.