(new) facebook rant

now that people have stopped hugging and jabbing on my fb page i begin to notice new irritants:

• the check-in function, by which i am forcibly apprised of people's dinner locations entertainment venues and dirty secrets,
• the poll questions, where people ask you whose head do you think should roll for this? and you click george or tin-tin or so-and-so's pet dog, in a sort of delusional mini-gallup,
• TripAdvisor - Cities I've Visited™. the cities you've visited i mean, and how nice of you to tell me.