Thursday, April 19, 2012

going mad

i get a soliciting call.
me (in my coldest tone of voice): are you aware i am on the do-not-call list?
man (in a totally reasonable tone of voice): no ma'am.
me (quite reasonably i think): well, i'm afraid i am.
man (reasonably): no ma'am. i was assured this number is not on the do-not-call list.

hey! it's my number. on. the. list. trust me.

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